And MoonCheese said, “Let there be a domain name.” And there was a domain name.
And MoonCheese said, “Let there be servers.” And there were servers.
And MoonCheese said, “Let there be a basic-ass theme that’s impossible to fuck up. And the Troubleshooting Cactus was instantiated.
And MoonCheese said, “Let there be a security plugin.” And there was a security plugin.
And MoonCheese said, “Let there be useful plugins to do useful things.” And there were useful plugins to do useful things.
And lo, though the site was bare bones and still filled with placeholders and testing, it was still a functioning website.
And MoonCheese saw that it was good.